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Take Heart, Sweetheart, Or I Will Take It From You

My name is Megan. I'm 22. I'm taken. is the magic number
Jul 25 '14

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

Jul 25 '14

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

Jul 25 '14

Anonymous asked:

What color is your vagina?

The same color as your mom’s

Jul 25 '14

nickiminajvevo:

when you see something you wanna reblog but refresh the page

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Jul 25 '14

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jul 25 '14

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

Jul 25 '14

(Source: )

Jul 25 '14

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Jul 25 '14
Jul 25 '14

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

Jul 25 '14

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

Jul 25 '14

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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Jul 25 '14
d-o-r-ia-n:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

something magical

d-o-r-ia-n:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

something magical

Jul 25 '14

art-vandelayy:

Jackie and Hyde not ending up together on That ’70s Show is one of the greatest TV injustices of our time

Jul 25 '14