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Take Heart, Sweetheart, Or I Will Take It From You

My name is Megan. I'm 22. I'm taken. is the magic number
Aug 20 '14
"w is not a vowel"
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
Aug 20 '14

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

Aug 20 '14
"Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door."
Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via mustangblood)

(Source: cumbered-cat)

Aug 20 '14

Guy who complains about me not being able to hear him in the drive thru, but is also on his phone every morning while I’m trying to take his order…

Aug 20 '14
pokemon-photography:

"doin hood rat things"

pokemon-photography:

"doin hood rat things"

Aug 20 '14

(Source: responds)

Aug 20 '14
Aug 20 '14
Aug 20 '14

Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

(Source: aimchatroom)

Aug 19 '14
in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

Aug 19 '14

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)

Aug 19 '14
go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

Aug 19 '14

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

Aug 19 '14

(Source: fake-mermaid)

Aug 19 '14
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987)