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Take Heart, Sweetheart, Or I Will Take It From You

My name is Megan. I'm 22. I'm taken. is the magic number
Sep 19 '14

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

(Source: bastille)

Sep 19 '14

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Sep 19 '14
Sep 19 '14
kneecapitator:

This is golden.

kneecapitator:

This is golden.

Sep 19 '14

tealwig:

So excited for AHS freak show

(Source: toastradamus)

Sep 19 '14

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

image

(Source: lesandmiserable)

Sep 19 '14

just-youri:

micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

The limewire one though, damn!

Sep 19 '14

(Source: daddywhorebucks)

Sep 19 '14

(Source: four-toed-creed)

Sep 19 '14

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

Sep 19 '14
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

Sep 19 '14
bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

Sep 18 '14

(Source: kitschyliving)

Sep 18 '14
Sep 18 '14
ganjadub:

rayyychilli:

thctara:

This oil is so beautiful. I wish I had an unlimited supply! 

errl porn

Oh fuck

ganjadub:

rayyychilli:

thctara:

This oil is so beautiful. I wish I had an unlimited supply! 

errl porn

Oh fuck