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Take Heart, Sweetheart, Or I Will Take It From You

My name is Megan. I'm 22. I'm taken. is the magic number
Apr 16 '14

nonelikerae:

"Having an orgasm at least 3 times a week reduces your likelihood of dying from heart disease by 50%.”

Someone, quick, help save my life.

Apr 16 '14
messiahcomplex101:

I applaud you Ricky. *applause*

messiahcomplex101:

I applaud you Ricky. *applause*

Apr 16 '14

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

image

Apr 16 '14
"Your feelings are valid simply because you feel them."
something lovely my therapist said  (via fuckinq)

(Source: noshameinoursickness)

Apr 16 '14
"If you look for the bad in people expecting to find it, you surely will."
Abraham Lincoln (via purplebuddhaproject)
Apr 16 '14

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

Apr 16 '14
ven0moth:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE IVE EVER TAKEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

ven0moth:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE IVE EVER TAKEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Apr 16 '14

wildeinferno:

wildeinferno:

found this today! i did this when i was in high school. it’s a drawing of noah and allie from the notebook. the two are drawn with the words “if you’re a bird, i’m a bird” over and over, and the background has a few quotes from the movie. done in a felt pen.

1,000 more notes. dang.

Apr 16 '14

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka)

Apr 16 '14
adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol


This is how I act when people do this shit lol

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

This is how I act when people do this shit lol

(Source: that-fit-girl)

Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14

(Source: huffingtonpost)

Apr 16 '14
perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

Apr 16 '14

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

Apr 16 '14

(Source: sugarbone)