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Take Heart, Sweetheart, Or I Will Take It From You

My name is Megan. I'm 20. is the magic number
May 15 '13

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May 15 '13

grav3yardgirl:

omg

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May 15 '13
chickensandwich: how she do that

chickensandwich:

how she do that

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May 15 '13

lynzave:

my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”

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May 15 '13
cons-science: totallytransparent: Semi Transparent Randall (matches your blog background (like the real randal!) THE NOISE THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH DEAR WHOEVER MADE THIS; YOU ARE A GENIUS

cons-science:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Randall (matches your blog background (like the real randal!)

THE NOISE THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH

DEAR WHOEVER MADE THIS; YOU ARE A GENIUS

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May 15 '13
weedporndaily: Plain Jane OG Kush | Humboldt Relief

weedporndaily:

Plain Jane OG Kush | Humboldt Relief

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May 15 '13
Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs. Is this a vagisil commercial? It should be..

Is this a vagisil commercial? It should be..

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May 15 '13
“I never shall forget the waking next morning; the being cheerful and fresh for the first moment, and then the being weighed down by the stale and dismal oppression of remembrance.”
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May 15 '13
sunliqht: tbh-awkward: crocs-wbu: beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence. On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad! Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased. It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father. Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper. Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. “You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.” The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak. “When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.” this is perfect wow. parenting; he’s doing it right. This is really perfect. 

sunliqht:

tbh-awkward:

crocs-wbu:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

this is perfect

wow. parenting; he’s doing it right.

This is really perfect. 

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May 15 '13

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May 15 '13

shinraidekinai:

too fucking cute

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